Christmas Day 2007 was a very good day. Why? Because Mommy got Daddy the coolest book ever. Right after the Bible and any books about Firefighting. It’s Stephen Colbert’s new book “I AM AMERICA (an so can you). Daddy started to read it to me, because I can’t read yet. Damn Minnesota school system. I think he is funny, Stephen Colbert not my Daddy. My Daddy’s the BEST, because he reads cool books to me like Stephen Colbert’s new book “I AM AMERICA (an so can you). Nap time see you later.